I thought, there’s no-one around, I’m just here on my own, where would be a nice cosy place to have a wee snooze?
In the kitchen there’s this Thing, big and white, with a round door like a hobbit hole; ever so inviting, full of the fpu’s claes and just the right size for a kitty to kurl up in.
So I did. Or at least, I did try to, but no sooner had I popped in, that the blasted Paparazza was there in force, camera in hand, making silly propitiatory noises like, “Ooooo who’s a cute kitty then. What a ickle-wickle cuddlekins it is,” and other utterances too nauseating to repeat.
However, the one exhortation which galvanised me into action was, “Don’t move. Stay right there.”
Naturally I immediately exited said Hobbit Hole with alacrity, leading to the following dog’s abuse, “I said…$*%T!!! You goddam fecking hairy basturt you!!!”
Mee-hee-hee-oww:-)






Attaboy. Keep the staff confused
I supposed I asked for that lol–wish to hell I could share this!!
you should have stayed cool and just turned your back to them
I just couldn’t stand the idea of being snuck up on from behind, Frances! It’s more than a cat could bear.
Or a bear could cat??
Fpu should ha’ shut the door and turned on the machine. That would ave dampened KCs enthusiasm for exploring, and provided Marmers with a jolly half-hour watching the show(er).
oor wullies thought the same as barney,lol
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
It is a tumbledrier…
goodie lol
I hope the clothes were dried and warm and not damp…
good thought Jill but I’m sure they were dry and warm! cats only go to the best places in my experience, Frances
Barney, how could you suggest such a thing!? Although i’m wondering if this might be the answer to some very persistent fleas that Fudge is harbouring… she seems very reluctant to let them go.
then it would be a case of share and share alike
Well KC. The least Fpu should offer is a dinner of Chicken & Liver to cosole you for being turfed out of what appeared a comfy camp. Roy
I do agree, Roy.
G’Day KC,Marmers & Fpu. All the best for the new year.Roy
Felicitations to you too, Roy, in a land Down Under.
Thank you KC. On another matter, I have not recieved a communication from Taddoe for some time and hope all is well.Roy
She’s certainly alive and well, Roy. And enjoying the usual tenuous grip on reality aka feckin’ technology
Oh dear. Cats have got Taddoe’s tongue…
thanks for your good wishes, thought of you a few times as anni came and went, hope you are coping fine and all best wishes for 2012,
Happy New Year, Frances x