Whit Hellery Is Dis?

I wull tell you this, the noise! the stour! the Disruption! It was awful. Fpu swanned off to St Andies and Guardbridge, leaving m’Marmalade Chum and me to face the music. And the end result??? A huge draughty hole in the sitting room wall! Wtf was that about? And what is a sensitive feline to [...]

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The Eh-to-Zee of Cookiecutter Cottage

So here we are and where are we? as Jeelie Piece’s staunchly ancient fpu would say. Wherever we are, it is now officially Home. Forget the ¡Toast! me and Marmers are now well into the whole loff and have made it our very own. We have many tasteful crocheted blankets on which to snooze and, [...]

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