Whit Hellery Is Dis?

I wull tell you this, the noise! the stour! the Disruption! It was awful. Fpu swanned off to St Andies and Guardbridge, leaving m’Marmalade Chum and me to face the music. And the end result??? A huge draughty hole in the sitting room wall! Wtf was that about? And what is a sensitive feline to [...]

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In A Museum Garden

It’s been an interesting ‘summer’ in the Museum Courtyard, what with the ongoing weeding, the depredations of the May gale, the miserable damp weather and the Installation by Keiko, which is the best thing to happen so far, because Keiko  likes plants and has shown true respect for all the tiny things growing between the [...]

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Rockin’!

M’Marmalade Chum has, for some time, been compurrlaining about having to use a cast-off patchwork quilt for parking his furry bahoukey on: he was most scathing about how it’s autumnal colour-scheme clashed with the delicately-hued cover on Ikea Poäng Rocker, his favourite sitting place. Whilst I have had Jill’s Lovely Crochet Blankie since the very [...]

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A Moose Moment…

In a moment of Extreme Courage, fpu had a Good Rummage in the garage today and found the Black&Decker drill. After two years in bubblewrap, it was time to dust down Pig-Killing Club and mount it on the wall in CookieCutter Cott. Being extremely right-handed, she surmised that PKC’s’s handle would hang to the right, [...]

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The Eh-to-Zee of Cookiecutter Cottage

So here we are and where are we? as Jeelie Piece’s staunchly ancient fpu would say. Wherever we are, it is now officially Home. Forget the ¡Toast! me and Marmers are now well into the whole loff and have made it our very own. We have many tasteful crocheted blankets on which to snooze and, [...]

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